I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.Tumblr (3.0; @philweber)http://philweber.tumblr.com/<p>This is the dance I do when a work meeting is canceled. :-)</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/5ff0d7dced18d0cfbbebfc8f31447d92/tumblr_inline_mn48krInC81qz4rgp.gif" alt=""/></p>http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/50934215056http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/50934215056Mon, 20 May 2013 14:20:14 -0700<p><a href="http://shialabeowulf.tumblr.com/post/33670447154/99-life-hacks-to-make-your-life-easier" class="tumblr_blog">shialabeowulf</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyigiVdpj1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyigogm891qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyigyq7B51qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyih1jC9T1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyih6wkYi1qhkzpz.jpg"/></p><p><a href="http://shialabeowulf.tumblr.com/post/33670447154/99-life-hacks-to-make-your-life-easier">Read More</a></p></blockquote>http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/49516672741http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/49516672741Fri, 03 May 2013 08:39:31 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m954zgl02c1rwgdpbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Want!</p>http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/29949497914http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/29949497914Tue, 21 Aug 2012 22:13:04 -0700MusicArt<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m95527z8dR1rwgdpbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/29949578085http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/29949578085Tue, 21 Aug 2012 22:12:28 -0700FoodArt<p>The USA is the only country that can lead the world in medals and obesity at the same time.</p>http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/29309182520http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/29309182520Sun, 12 Aug 2012 19:42:29 -0700LOLOlympics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8kkdlELFX1rwgdpbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/29166910869http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/29166910869Fri, 10 Aug 2012 19:32:09 -0700LOLCanada<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8kk55NZjL1rwgdpbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ladies and gentlemen: Plaid Lasagna!</p>http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/29166564459http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/29166564459Fri, 10 Aug 2012 19:27:05 -0700LOLBand NamesFood<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jvsjBeJ01rwgdpbo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/29133686521http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/29133686521Fri, 10 Aug 2012 10:41:07 -0700LOLMenWomenShopping<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bl71j9NQ1rwgdpbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>First known photo of Michael Phelps.</p>http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/28821408740http://philweber.tumblr.com/post/28821408740Sun, 05 Aug 2012 23:11:25 -0700LOLOlympics<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bl5ym3Ig1rwgdpbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Want to speak Japanese? 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